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BAR MONKEY
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petlover Offline
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BAR MONKEY
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place.

The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them. Then grabs some sliced limes and eats them. Then jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the billiard balls, sticks it in his mouth, and to everyone's amazement, somehow swallows it whole.

The bartender screams at the guy "Did you see what your monkey just did?"

The guy says "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table-whole!"

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me,"replied the guy. "He eats everything in sight, the little ******. Sorry. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate, then leaves.

Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted.

"Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks.

"No, what?" replies the guy. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, pulled it out, and ate it!" said the bartender.

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. " He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures everything first..."
14-02-2007 11:46 AM
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RE: BAR MONKEY
I had to go back and read that last line again, but then I got it.

Pretty funny! Big Grin
15-02-2007 02:05 AM
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I don't get why he stuck the cherry up his butt. Huh.. lol

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19-02-2007 08:19 PM
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That’s quite crude but funny Tongue
20-02-2007 09:40 AM
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Thats funny, without the last line it doesn't make sense. Good punch line Big Grin
24-02-2007 12:25 AM
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That it horrible but funny all at the same time. I actually giggled out loud reading that one.
06-08-2008 02:40 AM
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ROTFLMAO!!!!! OMG TOO FUNNYYYYYYYYYY .. Good one!!! .. Laughing is the cure for any illness!!
06-08-2008 02:40 AM
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painfull!!!! very funny

Great place to save £££'s on squeaky dog toys.Wink
25-03-2009 12:58 PM
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very goodBig Grin

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Cat called Tips her brother Charlie passed away March 2008
25-03-2009 03:24 PM
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Chris Offline
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Good punchline Big Grin
03-04-2009 08:33 PM
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