Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water?





He set a new lap record.

Ohh they are getting worse

Oh I get way worse....

What is the difference between a cat and a comma?






One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause.

One more. I'll stop if others post some!


What does a cat do when it gets mad?





It has a hissy fit.

Ok Jo – you are on a roll so here goes one:

What is green and sites in a corner?




A naughty frog!

Now that is a bad joke

Lol, yes that IS bad!! Ok here goes.....lets see if I can top that.


If there are ten cats on a boat and one jumps off, how many cats are left on the boat?





None! They were copy cats.