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Did you hear.....
Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water?





He set a new lap record.
28-02-2007 07:59 AM
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RE: Did you hear.....
Ohh they are getting worse Big GrinBig GrinBig Grin

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28-02-2007 10:07 AM
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Oh I get way worse....

What is the difference between a cat and a comma?






One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause.
28-02-2007 11:01 AM
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RE: Did you hear.....
One more. I'll stop if others post some!


What does a cat do when it gets mad?





It has a hissy fit.
01-03-2007 02:07 AM
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Ok Jo – you are on a roll so here goes one:

What is green and sites in a corner?




A naughty frog!

Now that is a bad jokeBig Grin

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01-03-2007 09:38 AM
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Lol, yes that IS bad!! Ok here goes.....lets see if I can top that.


If there are ten cats on a boat and one jumps off, how many cats are left on the boat?





None! They were copy cats.
01-03-2007 08:32 PM
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