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Dog Duty

A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children began discussing the dog's duties.

"They use him to keep crowds back, "said one youngster.

"No," said another, "he's just for good luck."

A third child brought the argument to a close. "They use the dogs," she said firmly, "to find the fire hydrant."

14-02-2007 11:49 AM
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Rolleyes

A little cheesy, but I chuckled.

15-02-2007 02:06 AM
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Not bad, but there are better jokes for animals out there I am sure!

15-02-2007 11:33 AM
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Eeehhh.

Good punchline, but there's gotta be a way to make the rest of it better.

16-02-2007 04:00 AM
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That was hilarious! Big Grin I chuckled on that one, that was a great joke. Keep it up.


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16-02-2007 04:03 PM
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It was mildy funny. All in all, i'm a pretty big fan of pet jokes.

18-02-2007 05:18 AM
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It'sn not bad, i've heard worse

24-02-2007 12:31 AM
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That was kind of funny if you were in a okay mood.. It got kind of old when I re-read it a couple times. Hehe.

Eek:eek:

25-02-2007 05:54 PM
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I thought that was very cute. Sometimes the best jokes are the ones that are very simple.

06-08-2008 02:03 AM
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aww so cute, out of the mouth of babes!!!

06-08-2008 02:20 AM
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