Don't Mess with the Parrot

One Late Evening, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. Tiptoeing through the living room he suddenly froze when he heard a loud voice say: "Jesus is watching you!"

Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again

"Jesus is watching you," the voice boomed again.

The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened. Frantically, he looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot.

He asked the parrot: "Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?"

"Yes", said the parrot.

The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, and asked the parrot, "What's your name?"

"Clarence," said the bird.

"That's a dumb name for a parrot," sneered the burglar. "What idiot named you Clarence?"

The parrot said, "Same idiot who named the Rottweiler Jesus."

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That is a good one and could you imagine if that ever really happened lmao. That just may be a name I have to look at with our next doggy addition.

I was scrolling down to see the GRRRRRRRRRRRRRROWWWWLLLLLLLLL .. lol Too funny!

Brilliant

Really funny!!

LOL - if only this could happen in real life!

I have heard this one before but it still made me laugh! You don't expect such an ending, LOL.

This one's real funny! I wonder what's the next scene