1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m.

2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and guard her.

3. He shouldn't jump on your bed when he's sopping wet.

4. The cats have every right to be in the living room.

5. Barking at guests 10 minutes after they arrive is stupid

6. Getting up does NOT mean we are going for a walk

7. Just because I'm eating, doesn't mean you can.

8. If you look at me with those big soppy eyes, I'm not going to give in and feed you. NOT NOT NOT. Oh, ok, just this once.

9. No, it's my food....Oh alright then, just a small piece.

This one is by far my favorite, and so true with my dog.

Haha, this is funny and so true.

I like #2 he best. That's funny ;D. Ah.. I loves these jokes.

Number 5 is the truth, my dog will bark at someone for 10minuits straight. Also, if a squirrel runs past the door outside, they will bark for like fifteen minuits just in case it comes back!

i like this one the most "5. Barking at guests 10 minutes after they arrive is stupid "