A lady is walking past a pet shop, and a parrot in the window says, "Hey, lady. You're one ugly lady." She gasps, but decides to ignore it.

On the next day, she is walking by the shop again, and there goes the parrot again, "Hey, lady. You're one ugly lady." This continues for several days, so she goes in and complains to the store owner. The owner scolds the parrot right there, in her presence, and tells him that if he says it once again, he's dead.

On the next day, she is passing the store window.

"Hey, lady," says the parrot.

She stops and looks at him. "Yes?"

"You know what I mean."

Haven't heard this one before, good punchline.

Yeah, the first time I heard it I couldn't stop laughing. If you can do a decent parrot impersonation when telling it, it's even better.

I have a pet parrot which is named by snippy and it is very beautiful talking parrot. If anyone come to my home it invites them with her sweet words.
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sukhjits
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Its really very good.
I heard it first time & its really very funny.
I also have some same jokes.
###Mrs. Davidson's dishwasher quit working so she calls a repairman. Since she has to go to work the next day, she tells him, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dish-washer, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you the check. Oh, by the way, don't worry about my bulldog; he won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do not, under any circumstances, talk to the parrot!"
###A man went into the pet shop " I am playing Long John Silver in the local amateur dramatic societies version of Treasure Island and need a parrot to sit on my shoulder" he said.
###The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird anyway. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam."