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Pool of aligators
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Mark_stimpo Offline
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Pool of aligators
There was once a millionaire who collected a large amount of alligators as pets. One day when he held a party he came up with a proposition. He said if anyone could swim across the alligator infested pool and emerge unharmed he would pay them $1 million or give them his daughter, a supermodel.

Immediately after he finished saying this he heard a splash and the entire crowd watched and cheered as the young man swam quickly across the pool, and emerged unharmed.

The millionaire was amazed but said that he would hold up his end of the bargain.

"Well", he said,"do you want the $1 million or my daughter? The young man answered, "Sir, I don't want your money or your daughter, I just want to know who the hell pushed me into that pool."

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14-01-2009 06:31 PM
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Chris Offline
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RE: Pool of aligators
Also brilliant, you have some good jokes.
18-01-2009 11:39 PM
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LukaB Offline
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RE: Pool of aligators
haha, this is a very nice and funny joke, you have alot of them I guess, I will share this one with my friends, I am still lauhging as I am writting.
05-03-2009 07:04 PM
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RE: Pool of aligators
Haha this is the best joke of animals I have ever heard, but I would take the million, but If I like the girl and she wants me I would choose her but If I don't have a wife Smile
05-03-2009 07:38 PM
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