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The Dog in the Bar

I ma not sure why I am saying this one as its not funny! Here goes anyway …

A dog walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a whiskey
The bartender duly obliges and gives the dog a whiskey.

Looking perplexed another customer says to the barman ‘Thats a bit unusual wasn’t it?’

Yes replied the barman, he usually orders a scotch! Tongue

13-02-2007 10:44 AM
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The old ones are the best! Smile


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13-02-2007 12:26 PM
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Very good I like that one

13-02-2007 01:02 PM
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C’mon felsham, why not hit us with your best and funniest joke about pets?


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Ok but I am not very good at jokes this is one from my grandson

What’s green and sits in a corner?

A naughty frog

13-02-2007 01:43 PM
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What a goofy joke. I guess I can post this one without too much shame then.

What did the mother buffalo say to the baby buffalo when he went off to his first day of school?


Bison.

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14-02-2007 05:50 AM
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What did the mother buffalo say to the baby buffalo when he went off to his first day of school?


That was funny, not heard that one before .. honestly, the short one line jokes are the best.

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Lol, I just got that. Bison, Bye Son. Yeah.. I'm slow.
That was a great joke.


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16-02-2007 09:43 AM
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These are pretty good jokes. I like the "bison" one. Keep them coming; i'd like to hear more of these.

19-02-2007 04:24 AM
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lol nice one, short and sweet Big Grin

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