I ma not sure why I am saying this one as its not funny! Here goes anyway …

A dog walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a whiskey
The bartender duly obliges and gives the dog a whiskey.

Looking perplexed another customer says to the barman ‘Thats a bit unusual wasn’t it?’

Yes replied the barman, he usually orders a scotch!

The old ones are the best!

Very good I like that one

C’mon felsham, why not hit us with your best and funniest joke about pets?

Ok but I am not very good at jokes this is one from my grandson

What’s green and sits in a corner?

A naughty frog

What a goofy joke. I guess I can post this one without too much shame then.

What did the mother buffalo say to the baby buffalo when he went off to his first day of school?


Bison.

What did the mother buffalo say to the baby buffalo when he went off to his first day of school?


That was funny, not heard that one before .. honestly, the short one line jokes are the best.

This post was last modified: 14-02-2007 11:12 AM by Jools.

Lol, I just got that. Bison, Bye Son. Yeah.. I'm slow.
That was a great joke.

These are pretty good jokes. I like the "bison" one. Keep them coming; i'd like to hear more of these.

lol nice one, short and sweet