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Women in Heaven
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Women in Heaven
Three women die together in an accident and
go to heaven.

When they get there, St. Peter says, 'We! only have
one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!'

So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are
ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to
step on a duck, and although they try their best to
avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.

St. Peter chains them together and says, 'Your
punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend
eternity chained to this ugly man!'

The next day, the second woman accidentally steps
on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't
miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man.
He chains them together with the same admonishment
as for the first woman.

The third woman has observed all this and, not
wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man,
is very, VERY careful where she steps.

She manages to go months without stepping on
any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her
with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes
on ... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.

St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

The happy woman says, 'I wonder what I did to
deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?'

The guy says, 'I don't know about you, but I stepped
on a duck!'

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11-09-2008 08:11 AM
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RE: Women in Heaven
Very funny!!! Laughed a lot at the punchline.
13-09-2008 02:32 PM
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samaria Offline
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RE: Women in Heaven
Ha....Haa....Haaaa....
Its raelly very funny.
I also have a joke like it:
What do u call a woman in heaven?
An Angel.
A crowd of woman in heaven?
A host of Angels.
And all woman in heaven?

PEACE ON EARTH!
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28-11-2008 12:55 PM
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RE: Women in Heaven
Hello Everyone,

Hi........ hi.....Ha....ha...ha...ha... Jokes are that types of thing which creates a smile on our face spontaneously.
If we have to sat word for jokes and that is
"Bries words.... major meaning,....... and smile without thinking"
Here also you have greatly written jokes. Thanks Have A Nice Day.

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21-12-2009 05:50 AM
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RE: Women in Heaven
That made me lol, brightend my day up, very good.

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01-02-2010 07:12 PM
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