Well here i was, driving down the road when an old friend from school waved me down, funny thing is he has this monkey under his arm, so i asked ,why the monkey? he replies i found it and dont know what to do with it! ,so i told him "take it to the zoo silly" great idea he said. off i went , would you believe it im driving down the same road next day same time and he waves me down again! (still has the monkey) i thought you were taking it to the zoo i said, he replies i did im taking it to the cinema today!!!!

A three-year-old boy fell eighteen feet into a zoo enclosure containing seven gorillas. He was immediately rescued, not by zookeepers, but by one of the animals. The 150 lb. female gorilla picked up the unconscious form of the boy and laid it at a door to be easily retrieved to by zookeepers. This cross-species rescue has resulted in thousands of dollars in donations to the zoo. It is perhaps because of these donations that zookeepers have kept quiet about one vital detail, a hastily scrawled note tucked in the boy's collar, "Thanks; but we prefer fruit."

(14-10-2007 02:42 PM)findapet Wrote:  Well here i was, driving down the road when an old friend from school waved me down, funny thing is he has this monkey under his arm, so i asked ,why the monkey? he replies i found it and dont know what to do with it! ,so i told him "take it to the zoo silly" great idea he said. off i went , would you believe it im driving down the same road next day same time and he waves me down again! (still has the monkey) i thought you were taking it to the zoo i said, he replies i did im taking it to the cinema today!!!!

I chuckled at this one, good joke

---

(15-11-2008 01:10 PM)jemce_7698 Wrote:  
A three-year-old boy fell eighteen feet into a zoo enclosure containing seven gorillas. He was immediately rescued, not by zookeepers, but by one of the animals. The 150 lb. female gorilla picked up the unconscious form of the boy and laid it at a door to be easily retrieved to by zookeepers. This cross-species rescue has resulted in thousands of dollars in donations to the zoo. It is perhaps because of these donations that zookeepers have kept quiet about one vital detail, a hastily scrawled note tucked in the boy's collar, "Thanks; but we prefer fruit."

Had to read this one twice, got it second time round!! and found it funny.